I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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