Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize