She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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