We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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