Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i was born a porn star she said
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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