It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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