To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Ikea night.
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i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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