i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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