Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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