We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
should my penis look like a turkey
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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