Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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