You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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