you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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