I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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