is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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