yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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