If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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