im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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