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just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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