omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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