The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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