sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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