look no pants
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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