you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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