Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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