Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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