This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
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There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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