I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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