The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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