i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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