It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
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