I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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