the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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