I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
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beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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