I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
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Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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