Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
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I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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