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I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
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You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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