Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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