Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize