here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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