I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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