Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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