we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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I just got carded by a ten year old.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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