I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Banned from zoo.
Again?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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