All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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