god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
he high fived his dick after we had sex
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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