I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
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Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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