Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
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The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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