you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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