oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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